IN A MOMENT OF DESPAIR
IN A PASSIONED LOVE AFFAIR
HIS HEART WAS DEALT A CRUEL BLOW
SO HE BECAME DISTANT
AND EMOTION-RESISTANT SO HIS TENDERNESS WOULD NEVER SHOW
THEN HE STARTED SHARKIN’
EVERYBODY’S REMARKIN’
HOW HIS STYLE’S SO INHUMANE
‘CAUSE A DISPOSABLE HOTTIE’S
HIS FAVORITE TODDY
HE’S DROWNIN’ HIS SORROWS IN
PUNE…TANG…O WITH
CHORUS
THE TEFLON MISTER
PLAYIN’ TONGUE TWISTER
WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND’S
BEST FRIEND
THE TEFLON MISTER
HE’D SELL HIS ONLY SISTER
NOBODY MEANS NOTHIN’ TO HIM
HE SPINS A LOVE ILLUSION
AND A WEB OF CONFUSION
A SMOKE AND MIRROR
SLEIGHT-OF-HEART TRICK
YA’ KNOW HE LOVES ‘EM AND LEAVES ‘EM
CAUSES PAIN AND DECEIVES ‘EM
HE BURNS ‘EM BUT HE’LL NEVER STICK |
HE’S ALWAYS BRAGGIN’
‘BOUT THE HEARTS HE’S DRAGGIN’
HOW HE’D NEVER BE
SUCH A FOOL
IN HIS TURBO INJECTION
WITH HIS COLD AFFECTION
HE THINKS YA THINK
HE LOOKS SO COOL
ONE NIGHT HE WAS POSIN’
AS THE CLUB WAS CLOSIN’
WHEN A STRANGER MADE HIM
SKIP A BEAT
IT WAS A PLAYBOY CONSEQUENCE
ON A FACE OF INNOCENCE
SMILING SWEETLY
FROM ACROSS THE STREET…AT
REPEAT CHORUS
HIS HEART WAS ALL A FLUTTER
AND HE BEGAN TO STUTTER
HIS SINCERITY WAS SO SOFT
THEN SHE TOOK HIM THERE
BUT HE WAS UNAWARE
THAT SHE WAS ONLY DROPPIN’ HIM OFF
BUT BEFORE SHE DEPARTED
AND LEFT HIM BROKEN-HEARTED
HE BEGGED AND LAID IT ON SO THICK
SHE SAID “IT’S JUST RECREATION.
I KNOW YOUR REPUTATION.
DID YOU THINK THAT I WOULD EVER STICK…WITH
REPEAT CHORUS |
